I grab pencil and paper/Approach my session/Can of PBR and Marlboro 27s/Hear the beat write the record/With a promise that I'll wreck it/Ricky Bobby probably/Little baby Jesus help em/Formerly Ill Eagle/Now its Alex Ludovico/Michael Stipe when I write/Automatic for the people/A teenage creep/Graduated to a sonic youth/But really I'm no age/Cause I only spit the truth

Its the return of the gangsta thanks ta/These oxymorons like bobsledding Jamaicans/Sanka/Whatcha smokin mon/Tellin me these cats on/With the shucking and the jiving/In their little rap songs/Dog/If y'all are hot then I must be on Neptune/Do my job like iPods/You imitations call you Zunes/Never fronted once/I'm the realest in the room/You're no gangsta dude/You get on Twitter to call your goons/

Yes I'm anti-thug/But these blipsters could get it too/Stop rocking shirts/From bands you've never listened to/I hate your visual its pitiful/Please stop it/Pickin out the brightest shit you see/In Hot Topic/You fucks are making me sick/I got no anti-bodies/Virus inside us/Well I guess I spit a hot toddy/And that there is old southern shit fucker/Off the dome I'm ramblin/Like an Allman brother

Sleep deprivation/Equals creativity/Even tho these lines aint spoken sensibly/It was 7AM/When I composed this rhyme/Which nowadays/I'm calling it Douglas Martin time/Blurry Drones and/Alex Ludovico be mad at me/Drones the curator/I'm the whole fucking gallery/Smithsonian of flowing son/This is my symposium/Pay attention/Or I'll roll the fuck over you wha/

Hear the passion when I spit/Its the revolution started/Those mad at me/Kano fatalities heartless/Dumb fucks/Don't even recognize what art is/Like you're staring at a Haring/And saying that it's garbage/Chicago cats that rap/Umm usually ass/Hear you rhyme gimme your 2.25/No pass/Above you like the El is/Game's mine I'm selfish/Piss off you fat fuck/Get no helpings/